Just gotta get one!

It doesn't happen very often. But once in a blue moon, you're walking through a store...

You're minding your own business...

Not intending to spend any of your hard earned, government desubsidized (read TAXED) cash, then...

Whammo!
It's there on the shelf.

And you know there's no way you'll ever be able to leave the store without one.


Come Back With A Warrant Doormat, only $15.95 while supplies last!

How many of these do you think they sell each year?