We were dining at a Chinese restaraunt and discussing the ethnicity of different Jewish folks that we knew (Russian, Polish, etc.) when one of us wondered if there were any Chinese Jews. We called the waiter over and asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" He bowed, left for a moment, came back and said (in a Chinese accent): "So sorry. We have orange juice, grapefruit juice, but no Chinese juice." True story.
Don't be making fun of that guy, He is a NYC high school graduate!
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His lack of an education must be another Juiceish conspiracy!
ReplyDeleteWe were dining at a Chinese restaraunt and discussing the ethnicity of different Jewish folks that we knew (Russian, Polish, etc.) when one of us wondered if there were any Chinese Jews. We called the waiter over and asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" He bowed, left for a moment, came back and said (in a Chinese accent): "So sorry. We have orange juice, grapefruit juice, but no Chinese juice." True story.
ReplyDeleteThis is ridiculous and pathetic. Where do these people come from?
ReplyDeleteLove both JR and red's comments.
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