How To Identify Hamas Terrorists

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This came from a regular reader.

"YOU MAY BE A HAMAS TERRORIST IF..."

1. You shoot rockets at civilians for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, never bathe, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own several.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.