A guy is driving in rural America and he sees a sign in front of a tired old house with lots of deferred maintenance: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Dog sitting there. - 'You talk?' he asks. - 'Yep,' the Dog replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says - 'So, what's your story?' The Dog looks up and says: 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. - 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. - 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' - 'Because he lies more than Hillary; He's never been out of the back yard' via DoubleTapper http://ift.tt/2crOrww
