13 November 2015

How not to get shot

For some reason, certain people here in Israel are afraid of being shot. It may be due to them attempting to stab us Jews. Or throw firebombs. Or boulders. Or Ram us with their cars, trucks and bulldozers. Maybe it's the fact that they are shooting at us. Or that they label themselves Terrorists. Or it could be that we react violently to their wearing kitchen towels on their faces while screaming Aloha Snackbar and waving butcher knives. In any case, here are some tips on how to prevent getting shot by Jews in Israel. But if you don't have the mental capacity to follow the intricacies of the complex plot, just remember this one thing "Don't Fuck with us Jews unless you intend to be shot" Let me know if you have any questions. And Caleb thanks for sending me this video. DoubleTapper Just in case you missed it...

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