31 December 2008

Hamas Terrorist Bios

تنسيق-الكليات-لعام سكس نيك كس

Aussie Dave really outdid himself with this one:

Excerpts from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.

The Dumbass

martyr2 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesCommander: Majed Ata Al Habashi

Before two months of his martyrdom, he finished his high studying with a rate of 74% in the literary department.

The One With Dumbass Friends

martyr3 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesMahmoud Hamdi Jindia

His leaders and his friends called him “the whale” for his courage.

The One With Sick Relatives

martyr4 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesMuhannad Al-Taher

She likes him very much and that is clear in his marvelous video which shows his best relation with his mother.

The Big Terrowski

martyr5 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesYousuf Abu Heen

Yousuf was the man.

The Stud

martyr6 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesHani Mahmoud Abu Skheila

On the day he died, he was laid on a bed.

The Stinker

martyr7 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesAsem Yousef Riehan

His family knew he was coming into a room because his scent preceded him.

The Confused One

martyr8 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesNahed Abu Oda

He never hated anybody.

The User

martyr9 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesOsama Awni Hujila

Osama got married with a Palestinian girl to have two children.

Lots more here


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